I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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