Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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