My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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