Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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