my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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