she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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