the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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