toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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