I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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