would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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