My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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