I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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