My nipple is on Facebook.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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