We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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