Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
