what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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