there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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