before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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