We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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