How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
My bed smells like the plague
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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