well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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