dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Randomize
