yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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