There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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