Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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