we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
