I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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