how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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