Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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