these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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