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you win
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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