She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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