Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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