I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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