I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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