there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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