he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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