I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
one might say we're banned from that church
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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