I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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