the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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