I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
