mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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