I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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