Christians are straight up FREAKS
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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