is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
