we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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