six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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