So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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