is your mom at the bar?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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