the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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