So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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