Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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