He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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